Ten Town Names in Rhode Island That Will Cause an Existential Crisis on Your GPS

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These eleven town or village names in Rhode Island will make your GPS and possibly your sense of direction have a crisis. These names, which have roots in Native American languages, old English, or local folklore, are difficult to pronounce, can be confusing, or are just difficult to spell and say out loud:

1. Quonochontaug

The name of this coastal village, which is typically abbreviated to Quonnie, is both a mouthful and an algorithmic difficulty.

2. Woonsocket

Declare it aloud: Woon-SOCK-it. Instead, many novices use a wrench, and your GPS may do the same.

3. Usquepaug

It is pronounced US-ka-pog and is split between Richmond and South Kingstown. Newcomers (and navigation apps) typically pronounce it incorrectly.

4. Chepachet

referring to the meeting point of rivers. Remembering whether it’s Chepachet, Chew-patch-it, or Chee-packet is as difficult as getting your GPS to pronounce it correctly.

5. Misquamicut

A stunning beach, but a confusing array of mapping technology words.

6. Matunuck

translates to “lookout.” You might want to actually keep an eye out for the proper pronunciation, which is ma-TUH-nuck.

7. Weekapaug

It’s the end of the world, but your GPS problems are only getting started.

8. Tiogue

The name of this Coventry neighborhood is tie-OAK, even though it sounds like it should rhyme with “bog.” (Or, just to keep you guessing, tie-OAG.)

9. Burrillville

The trap is the double-Ls. Locals pronounce it BRR-vuhl. Invest on a lottery ticket if your GPS is accurate.

10. Glocester

The pronunciation is GLOSS-ter. Not Glow-chester. An old ploy that confuses GPS apps and tourists alike.


Bonus breakdowns for your mapping misadventures:

Yawgoog: Drop the g and say YAH-goo.

Too-we-set, Touisset.

Quidnick: The Q confuses navigation and novices alike.

Pawtucket: It’s not paw TUCKET; it’s puh-TUCK-it.

Rhode Island’s geographical identity dilemma will keep you guessing, rerouting, and perhaps even more appreciative of the Ocean State’s eccentric charm, regardless of whether you’re depending on artificial intelligence or traditional intuition.

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